{"id":47486,"date":"2023-04-02T23:55:54","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T23:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/?p=47486"},"modified":"2023-04-02T23:55:54","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T23:55:54","slug":"the-office-party-holiday-homecoming-book-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/?p=47486","title":{"rendered":"The Office Party: Holiday Homecoming, Book 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"wp_automatic_gallery\" \/><br \/>\nPrice: <span style=\"color:#b12704\">[price_with_discount]<\/span><br \/><i><small>(as of [price_update_date] \u2013 <span class=\"wp_automatic_amazon_disclaimer\" title=\"Product prices and availability are accurate as of the date\/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.\">Details<\/span>)<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/amazon.com\/dp\/B0923661GR?tag=e038-20\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/ISRHEWs.png?w=720&ssl=1\"><\/a><br \/>\n[ad_1]<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t believe that I pulled my boss\u2019 name for our company\u2019s annual Secret Santa tradition\u2026.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>As the devil incarnate, this infuriating, cocky bastard never gives us the holidays off, and he honestly expects us to be grateful for his generous alternative: The Office Party.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a mandatory, all-expenses paid trip for two weeks at a surprise luxury resort \u2013 where we still have to work 12 to 15 hours a day.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so over this\u2026.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So I put zero percent effort into his gift. I tear the tag off whatever my sister gifts me, add a five-dollar Amazon gift card, and hand it off to him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not until my sister sends me a text that I realize how terrible of a decision that was.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Georgia: Why haven\u2019t you sent me a \u201cLOL\u201d about the brand-new vibrator I got you? I really do hope that you use your boss\u2019 face as a muse, like my note says.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If that\u2019s not bad enough, this year\u2019s \u201cluxury trip\u201d will be in my hometown \u2013 the place I\u2019ve avoided for years. At the resort that my grandmother owns\u2026.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If the universe gets me out of this, I will never \u201cregift\u201d anything ever again\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>[ad_2]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Price: [price_with_discount](as of [price_update_date] \u2013 Details) [ad_1] I can\u2019t believe that I pulled my boss\u2019 name for our company\u2019s annual Secret Santa tradition\u2026.\u00a0 As the devil incarnate, this infuriating, cocky bastard never gives us the holidays off, and he honestly expects us to be grateful for his generous alternative: The Office Party.\u00a0 It\u2019s a mandatory, all-expenses paid trip for two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-office"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shoppingdealer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}